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Just joking

Here’s a good way to describe women without them getting your goat.

She is not a bad cook - She is microwave compatible.

She does not wear too much jewellery - She is metallically overburdened.

She is not conceited - She is intimately aware of her best qualities.

She does not gain weight - She is a metabolic underachiever.

She is not too skinny - She is skeletally prominent.

She does not have a moustache - She is in touch with her masculine side.

She does not hate televised sports - She is athletically ignorant.

She does not wear too much perfume - She commits fragrance abuse.

She does not go shopping - She is mall fluent.

She does not wear too much makeup - She has reached cosmetic saturation.

She does not nag you - She becomes verbally repetitive.

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